Don't worry fellow humans, I have Generated made a wine glass completely full to the brim, overflowing:

The more time I spend with Linux the more I realize that Distro doesn’t matter, GUI doesn’t matter, experience doesn’t matter.

Distro doesn’t matter because you will inevitably come across something that you need that doesn’t work on your distribution.

GUI doesn’t matter because no matter what you do you will %100 have to use the terminal and if you can do it once you can do it again.

Experience doesn’t matter because if you’re inexperienced you have to go outside your Comfort zone, if you’re experienced you got there because you like going outside your comfort zone and you will constantly stay in that state.

If it’s white good night.

Who taught you to rime?

If you look closely at the left picture the hair cut isn't actually good, the tattoos, beard, earrings and confidence is carrying.

The Internet is still cool, you idiots just keep going to the same five sites.

Lol, Linux literally owns the server space, windows owns the desktop space, what exactly does MacOS Own exactly? If best means most pretentious then sure.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives you too many lemons, make a lemonade factory. when the market is oversaturated with lemons and nobody wants your lemonade, pass laws forcing the poor's to buy your lemonade. when socialist America elects a libtard commie, bribe him. when the countrie is destitute and starving because they have nothing to eat, save money on lemonade by selling lemons.

Fun fact:

There was actually 4 games planned with the fourth one being an epic End Game style cross over finally of Portal, TF, Left for Dead, CS, and Half Life all coming together to fight the combine But unfortunately the series only had a Half Life and decayed down to 2 games in each series.

I’m sure off loading the human mating ritual to profit driven companies will have no negative effects on society whatsoever, this definitely isn’t the horrors here to unseen except in the most dystopian of science fiction novels.

165 enterprise SAS drives::

$12,375.00

enterprise storage rack::

$32,000.00

That look on your face when you just crashed the only server with your entire company in it::

Priceless.

Better Idea, let's fix the economy so people can afford to have Babies.

Or fix the world so we want to have Babies.

Or lower the price of housing so we have a place to put babies.

Or open forced breeding camps, shanty towns and and slave labor...oh wait.

The fool decided to talk to a girl instead of spending 180hrs+ downloading, compressing, formating, naming, indexing, installing, hosting and trouble shooting.

This is why China is ahead they got this figured out, they just got rid of the women.

Um, we solved this problem years ago, we charge industry for dirty power produced and that incentivizes the industries to install power line filters and capacitors and if they don't we use the extra they are paying to clean it up. They might not be having to pay for dirty power since its commercial not industrial but all that requires is forcing them to be in industrial zones or changing the electrical price structure, this is a solved issue

At this point we should just swing to 10 gbps sfp+ ports, it's faster, it's lower latency, it's upgradable to 100gbps, it travels over fiber, but most importantly, it is a network protocol and we can use it for our Internet.

Considering the fact that back then They painstakingly drew each frame by hand it’s quite possibly deliberate.

You communists are all the same, you say you want to overthrow capitalism but without capitalism who would make your masks to overthrow capitalism?

Oh, dear, I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding, you see, I am a Jedi so I see primarily in the Force which is derived from life, when people are pregnant they radiate extra Life energy, It just means you look extra radiant today.

Really? That's wonderful!

Yeah, I hardly even Noticed you were fat.

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I love ssh, so I unblocked them all, now everyone can use my machine, that's communism.

Your breaking up with me aren't you?

Why would you say that?

because you're dressing like that

Oh Anakin I forgot you have a Clown fetish, let me dress in something more sexy.

Scientists: No! It’s impossible to shine a light on the moon bright enough to advertise.

….What if we made our own moon and advertise on that?