Oh, dear, I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding, you see, I am a Jedi so I see primarily in the Force which is derived from life, when people are pregnant they radiate extra Life energy, It just means you look extra radiant today.
Exactly. Even if they've broken water and are pleading you to call an ambulance, the best thing to do is to just talk about the weather or offer them a tea.
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Oh, dear, I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding, you see, I am a Jedi so I see primarily in the Force which is derived from life, when people are pregnant they radiate extra Life energy, It just means you look extra radiant today.
Really? That's wonderful!
Yeah, I hardly even Noticed you were fat.
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I think the rule is, โDonโt guess at that ever ever ever ever ever ever ever.โ
Even if they tell you directly, you say nothing until you determine if theyโre excited or not, and nothing ever at all about their body. Ever.
Exactly. Even if they've broken water and are pleading you to call an ambulance, the best thing to do is to just talk about the weather or offer them a tea.
It is not until you can see the head crowning that you can safely assume she is pregnant.
"Wait, you're going to have a child?"
Are you SURE youโre not pregnant??
classic incel humour