Couldn't you just pay them enough so that they don't need a second job?

This isn't already a right?

Nobody wants to work any more

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Train it to shit in their yard and reward it when it brings you things like purses, wallets, TV remotes, etc.

Freddy Mercury

This argument is bad and you should feel bad

When a single person is fighting multiple assailants but they still only attack one at a time while the others just stand there trying not to look odd while waiting for their turn.

Wonder if it'll be a

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block buster

This is really great advice. I have tried this. They're just at that point where they shrug or say "I don't know" at everything, never engaging in any conversation.

Pushed to prod

People think motivation comes before action, but it is actually the reverse. You have to decide (not be motivated) to act, and the motivation will follow.

Robin Williams

Going in-patient saved my life, but it did not cure it. It armed me for the war I would fight with myself on the path to healing, but did little to support it long-term. It is an effective stop-gap, but should be considered only the beginning of the journey, as continued work and treatment (for potentially very long after) may be on the menu.

Brilliant. Glorious.

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Last one;

Sir Stewart and Sir McKellen, X-Men

Obsidian is really great but I can't recommend Standard Notes enough; it is my Google Keep replacement and has served me well.