Well, that was straight up feels

And one of those bastards is responsible for balding

How about we shift to talking about portion control and be less all or nothing?

Anyhow as a woman apparently her body has ways to prevent molestation if she doesn't want it

They had me with

"Threads feels like when a local restaurant you enjoy opens a location in an airport.

It feels like a Twitter alternative you would order from Brookstone."

Perfectly captures the banal uncanny valley of it all

It might not even kill it. Facebook is still kicking, after all, for all its enshittification. It's just... idk, some of us were freed to move on to a more satisfying experience. That's all. Life continues here, life continues there

Boy, no one could have seen this coming

The Onion is really slaying it on this conflict

Okay so I'm not insane

I don't want a five or ten minute video communicating something I can read in thirty seconds.

Somebody should invent an economic system where, like, no one gets a lot more, so that others also get something and that takes away the incentives for petty theft? Since we're spitting ideas here

They have the money and/or ignorance to continue hiding from reality

The preview gave it away, but I could sense that trap coming anyhow

Because I assumed they were a male couple, that punchline landed differently

This is great stuff. Would have come in handy last year

Goddamn it's tiring, this incessant race to the bottom

Yeah the work to be one of the cool kids of private trackers just seems a little much

Yeah it's another gen hit piece. Like Gen Z all convened and decided to skip nightclubs for, idk, the lulz

I can set up a camcorder if you'd like

Bernie Sanders and AOC

(This is a joke)

Yup, we could be creating an amazing life for more people - and damaging the environment less while we are at it; but instead "we" keep doubling down in the other direction