Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow

WE CAN'T DO THAT, IT'S LIKE PUNISHING THE MOMS WHO ALREADY HAD CHILDREN!!!! /s

Someone who always has a snack for me if I'm feeling down?? Sign me the fuck up!

"A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they shall never sit"

I liked the story about the "very high" runes and so I found a source. Apparently, the writing was "Tholfir Kolbeinsson carved these runes high up".

Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they're all "omg it's so cute" and "let's go buy it food and a bed", but when I do it, they're all "who the hell are you?" and "leave or I'm calling the cops" :(

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

Seadogs and wenches - 🏴‍☠️

I'll do "See you there :)". In my mind, the emoticon is a much more subtle smile than an emoji.

(Also I'm older than emojis so emoticons come more naturally lol)

Edit: this comic was further down on my feed lol

It depends, how many USB ports does the sister have?

Wasn't someone saying "toot toot" and farting a part of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol

Please don't plant bamboo in non-native areas. It's much better to find a protected native species and plant those instead :)

Omg its a real article: archive link

GameCube was the first console in the house that was actually MINE and not my sibling's, and so it will forever be the best to me, especially with games like:

• Super Mario Sunshine
• Animal Crossing
• Mario Kart: Double Dash
• Super Smash Bros Melee
• The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

And others I'm surely forgetting

some shrikes are also known as butcherbirds because of the habit, particularly of males, of impaling prey onto plant spines within their territories. These larders have multiple functions, attracting females and serving as food stores.

Wikipedia

Ewwwww, that's disgusting - who the fuck eats KFC???

A group of women who are trans protested topless in Scotland since it's okay for "men" to be shirtless in public, so they couldn't be arrested for public indecency: link here

Link to article

The article title is a little misleading - the tadpoles of this frog don't poop because they're only in a small amount of water and they'd quickly foul it if they pooped frequently like other animals. Instead, they wait until they start to become frogs, then they safely poop outside of their spawning pools.

Sent to a nurse to ask if that seems real. Apparently, it checks out.

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE for your own sake, please be safe and use something built for that purpose or at least something with a flare that you can't lose up there.