I didn’t realize imax was still film. I figured it went digital with everything else.

In my area there always seems to be a cash buyer so even if you have a strong offer and are prequalified the seller isn’t going to pick you. They need to heavily tax non-primary residences and housing owned by companies. These robobuyers have destroyed any chance people have of buying a first home.

Good. Fuck that guy.

One definition of the verb “fit” is “to experience or be affected with a seizure and especially an epileptic seizure” so the joke is the dad is interpreting the mom’s statement as the kid no longer having seizures. - Peter Griffin

Remember it takes 10000 hours to master something so if you spend 10 hours a week trying to pick up 13 year olds starting at that age, you’ll finally master it at…… 32

I know brother makes tank printers but I’m not familiar with those models specifically. Every printer recommendation I’ve seen over that last few years is firmly pointed at brother. That’s a great starting point.

Was it ever truly anonymous?

I think most of these posts are just bots that are blindly reposting stuff from Reddit

Of fucking course he does. I can’t wait for everyone to figure out what Red Bull’s trick is.

For me Uniqlo has taken a turn for the worse. Clothing I bought from them years ago is still in great condition. Things I’ve bought in the last year are falling apart and feel cheaper.

The Google one has already been going on for three years.

Edit: https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-sues-monopolist-google-violating-antitrust-laws

Ben’s doctor wife won’t be too happy to find out he got pegged by a prostitute.

Good. Let’s see what his daddy Trump gets. And good luck trying to get a pardon lol

The fun thing is that your body can tell the difference between hydrogen isotopes and calcium.

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They only check the driver’s military id most of the time. Imagine how long it would take to get everyone in base if everybody commuting got a full vehicle search every morning.

Snowden

I just started using this a few hours ago and it's a game-changer.

A few notes:

1. Go to https://www.tampermonkey.net/ to see the extensions for Chrome, Edge, Firefox, Safari, and Opera Next. The github page only links to chrome. I'm running it on Firefox and it works great.

2. Edit the lemmy instance it will work with by opening the extension and going to the Dashboard. Then click the Edit icon under Actions on the right. Add your instance in the ==UserScript== section. For example, I added lemmy.ml by adding the following line, making sure to include the *:

@match https://lemmy.ml/*

Got to rehydrate after losing that much fluid.