Just try not to swallow the fly. I've heard if it gets inside you, the only way to get rid of it is to swallow a spider

Nah, you don't want an introduced species to start breeding. Without any natural predators to keep them in check, their population would snowball out of control.

What a negatively charged response

You don't pay for Photoshop because you can't afford it

I don't pay for Photoshop because fuck Adobe

We are not the same

The most surprising thing I learned from this video is that WebMD still exists

Good news! Nobody wants to cut your hours. Bernie Sanders' proposal would cut the standard work week down from 40 hours to 32. Since you already work less than 32 hours per week, this change would have no impact on you.

You only feel this way because you're accustomed to Fahrenheit. I grew up with Celsius, and to me that feels like the perfect temperature scale. Fahrenheit feels weird and arbitrary to me.

Not always. Sometimes they do it after the first season.

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

I don't think removing the hat would kill him. It would probably just put him in a dormant state, from which he would wake up whenever they put the hat back on. They definitely 100% killed him by burning the hat though.

I feel so conflicted. On the one hand, going back to reddit feels dirty. On the other hand, who doesn't like some sexy John Oliver pics?

That's also the default alignment for cops

Some guys are named Guy, and some gals are named Gal. I see no reason why a moon can't be named Moon.

Same here. Thanks to my union, I get an annual cost of living increase based on the CPI, as well as an annual raise based on job performance.

The question specifically asked for "the command to quit Vim without saving"

I put the pasta in the bowl first. Then I put the milk in a saucepan along with some butter and flour. I let that simmer on low heat for a few minutes. Then I add some garlic and parmesan. Once the cheese is fully melted, I pour it over the pasta.

:quit!, :qa!, ZQ

This is great news! The lack of replaceable batteries in most newer phones is probably the biggest reason why I'm still holding on to my S5.

I'm not too worried about what my cells are doing, as long as they remember to kill themselves when they're done

I'd say you're being too lenient. Anything that doesn't work in Firefox is unsalvageable garbage.