1. Claim a federal agency is inefficient
2. Fire employees and defund agency
3. Agency performs worse than before
4. Point finger at the agency showing how it is incompetent
5. Move to privatize agency
6. $$$$$$$

Minimum qualifications:

• master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
• 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
• Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.

The actual job

• Write an html page for our team on our website.

Cause damage to a building requiring a couple coats of paint: 20 years in prison.

Use an app to share classified information and share it with the media putting troops lives in danger: nothing to see here. No need for investigation.

Is this revolutionary invention called white paint?

Arbitration is never the right answer. Fix the judicial system, don’t privatize it.

Are you interviewing with an AI bot?

Great job. Tariffs killing American companies.

Global sales of electric vehicles, including fully electric and plug-in hybrid models, increased 21% in January from a year ago, even as Tesla’s sales declined.

I found this part the most interesting. I was under the impression that EVs in general were on a downturn, but it seems it is only Tesla. Time to remove Elon from Tesla.

If they use the tool they get sued. If they remove the tool, believe it or not, sued.

Democracy happens at the general election. Primaries are held by the parties and they decide their own rules. Are you saying US was not a democracy before the 70s when delegates picked candidates without regards to the primaries?

Lock him up.

The nagging to pay for the OneDrive subscription is something I would only see on trashy websites full of ads. I guess that’s what Windows has become.

eMpLOyeEs aRe moRe prODucTiVE iN thE OfFICe.

It’s infuriating how terrible all of these nominees are. Their only goal is to destroy the institutions.

During the campaign: promising to deport criminal immigrants.

After election: deport immigrants who get speeding tickets. Bring drug cartel members to US.

Cruel and unusual punishment.

It’s a 1984-level capture. They arrest his wife for the mere fact of living in US, but he still supports the state above his own family.

I’m so tired of old-school managers whose job is to just attend meetings tell me how being in a noisy office is more productive for my highly technical, focus-dependent work.

Sure, pal. Writing scientific code in a place where people attend meetings with their speakers on, and where there’s always the expectation of being interrupted at any time is better than working alone at home.

Can we take a break from daily historic events a little bit?

It can’t be overstated how toxic Musk is to the Tesla brand. He is alienating the people who are most likely to buy an electric car. He may think that the democrats are in the bag and now he is courting republicans, so he can sell electric cars to them too. Well, the sales numbers speak for themselves.