Why do you care what other instances think about it? I'm honestly asking and expecting an answer here. This isn't a sassy question.

You built a wall and now you're asking people outside of that wall what it feels for you to leave. Well, I'd care if I could see what's inside the wall, but I can't. I tried subscribing and it was impossible.

So why do you care what people outside of your wall think? Again, I expect an answer here.

I can 100% remember the cringe moments of others, and let me tell you, they affect me as much as my own.

Still remember that time a coworker invited a bunch of people to a talk to show them a cool tech he developed. When he was done, nobody clapped and everyone started basically insinuating that it was useless while he was still standing in front of everyone.

It was pretty painful to watch.

Who gives a fuck about Google? They pull the same shit whenever they get the chance.

Oh wow, so they reward you for keeping up the lies as long as possible. Nice.

What?

Edit: my research says that half-fifth is how they call 4.5, which is insane. Then they multiply that by 20, holy shit, they are mathematical geniuses. So:

7 + 4.5 * 20.

WHAT THE FUCK.

"threaten to blackmail" is such a funny expression, that threat is literally blackmail already.

If people defend themselves against abuse, they go to jail.

If they don't, they go to jail.

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

They take steroids before filming these movies. It is no secret. You can't achieve that in a few months, that's 100% steroids backed by a team of experts who are giving them the best products in the exact doses they need.

We need to stop blaming ourselves. I'm tired of feeling like shit about this.

This isn't on us, this is 100% on lawmakers, they are the ones who should be fixing these issues. Why the fuck is this my responsibility. I'm paying them with my taxes to solve problems, not to tell me I'm the problem.

Damn. She scammed the scammers to scam the dummies.

I'm an engineers who works with engineers. There are no rules. You have the dumb smoothtalkers and the smart... dumbtalkers.

It's pretty entertaining seeing management eat the bullshit some engineers give them. It's a crime for a manager not to be technical or at least have understanding of what is going on. If you want to see an engineer fucking a manager, put a manager who doesn't know shit about engineering.

It's a comic strip, nobody is looking for historical accuracy here. The interaction is funny, that's it.

I thought acre was English for the Spanish word "hectárea". I guess I was wrong. Anyways, my mind always goes blank when people use these units. I can only understand once I hear squared meters or kilometers.

Edit: dude, an hectare is just 10k squared meters. Chef's kiss. Meanwhile an acre is 4 neighboring houses from that Lemmy's user, or 5000 potatoes spread on a field.

Plus, he also knew you wouldn't accept him even before he created you.

— 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

— My cat's been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I'll die of dehydration!

— We'll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys.... are we fermenting someone's galaxy?

laugh tracks go wild

What is this art style, it is so creepy. I love it.

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?