Shit like this is why there's no way governments can pull of shit like faking the moon landings or aliens

Elon Musk, free speech absolutist.

The worst part is, they're partnering with Tencent.

Telegram is dead.

Imagine you're walking along and someone near you says what the dude in panel one says, then disappears. Pretty sure you'd have doubts about your own reality.

I am genuinely confused about how Hexbearians thought being dicks on the internet was going to change any hearts and/or minds

Haha.... They can deal out the punishment but they can't take it themselves... Thought so. Never in my life have I been called a slavery apologist, but 10 mins in hexbear was all I needed.

Fun fact: if you fuck anyone, you're fucking your cousin.

I voted for him. Sad to see him leave. It doesn't seem like we have many advocates for digital privacy in the parliament.

e: typo

Elon truly is one of the businessmen of all time.

Fucking hell. IDF is doing an indefensible acts speedrun, I guess.

Then, when you try to legislate any kind of standard for humane livestock treatment, the farmers throw a hissy fit and block all the roads with their tractors.

Anybody else worried that PragerU is using lefty language in their propaganda?

Hey, EU? You aren't beholden to any of these chucklefucks. Show them the door.

In its version of events, the Israeli military said militants of the Iran-backed group Hezbollah had fired anti-tank missiles at Israeli troops, wounding 25 of them. The attack was very close to a UNIFIL post and a tank helping evacuate the casualties under fire then backed into the UNIFIL post, it said. "It is not storming a base. It is not trying to enter a base. It was a tank under heavy fire, mass casualty event, backing up to get out of harm's way," the military's international spokesperson Nadav Shoshani told reporters. In a statement, the military said it used a smoke screen to provide cover for the evacuation of the wounded soldiers but its actions posed no danger to the U.N. peacekeeping force.

OK, sounds plausible enough...

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said in a statement addressed to U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres: "The time has come for you to withdraw UNIFIL from Hezbollah strongholds and from the combat zones." "The IDF has requested this repeatedly and has met with repeated refusal, which has the effect of providing Hezbollah terrorists with human shields

You want to have your cake and eat it too. Why do you want the peacekeepers out? Why not coordinate with them?

There are legit criticisms of Utilitarianism but this ain't one of 'em, bud. Why do you have to reach for rape as your very first argument?

Idk man... Guns are kinda phallic... Wouldn't it be gay to make one shoot??

You'll notice that the salmon is no longer alive.

If you have perfect knowledge of the future and know which stocks will do well, why bother with trying to diversify your portfolio to try to mirror the market?

Who tf gets a hard-on for NK? They're one of the most backwater places on the planet and that's not hard to see. Then again, why deal with the ethical ramifications of that weird tankies hole you've dug yourself and why not instead make it all nice, cozy and fact-free in there?

TFW your wife doesn't lounge around in a bikini with your and others' cum stains all over her 😭