You know Putin, the king of honest elections...

ChatGPT just makes me feel like I'm doing code review for junior developers who don't understand the task... wait...

That's just because the shutter speed is matching up exactly with the flapping of its wings, like a metal hummingbird.

That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...

Return to zombie Island... but the truth is disappointing...

He wouldn't have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn't have stopped on its own after hitting the second person

Based on the font of "Company Policies" and the fact that it's an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I'm gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn't be surprised about a company using this as inspiration...

When there aren't proper protections in place for frivolous lawsuits. It costs them more to fight than it would to just advertise on the platform. Time for Ben & Jerry's to make an "eat the rich" flavor with Musk's face on the carton to advertise on X!

Simple, trust no one. Get a no-reported-logs VPN, don't download anything that has a strange file size or extension, look at comments, look at the number of seeders if it's a torrent. If you can, join something like a private tracker where there's moderation too. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's probably not the movie you were looking for and there might be a Trojan army inside waiting for you to let the duck enter your computer... That metaphor may have fallen apart on me...

That would require Microsoft admitting they come in second.

Yup, and they're run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

I'd watch a horror movie about a Silicon Valley startup CEO slowly having his body parts replaced by his investors in the interest of making him more predictable and under their control until they finally get to his brain... Chip of Theseus coming Fall 2024 to Meta TV!

Will the T-Rex be provided food? Because I could just wait it out. But if it's provided food I'd just make sure it swallows the hunting knife with its meal and in theory it should cause some gastrointestinal leakage...

They heard customers say they needed the vacuum to suck more, and they delivered the only way they knew how...

For anyone with a gambling addiction that might take this seriously: there's no such thing as a talented gambler, if it's skill-based then it's inherently not gambling (this is why things like carnival games aren't normally regulated as gambling). This is also why card counters are kicked out of casinos, because it's not meant to be something that you can beat.

That'll really come in handy when they need to do renovations and lost the original blueprints.

To be fair, "nothing much" is still a valid answer for what's fresh at a McDonald's.

As an arch user, I'm confused... Doesn't everyone use curl as their browser?

The file extension is exe, am I doing something wrong?

They ask for it to store a date today, ask for IDs the next. Heck they already want 3d printers to somehow identify if they're printing parts that can be used in guns, but 3d printers don't have that kind of computing power nor should they need that so odds are most companies will require an internet connection and upload to a central server to be analyzed. And thus privacy goes away unintentionally.