We’re truly in a dystopian future when big tech nerds are doing mafia hits. Reminds me of that guy in Better Call Saul that hired Mike as a bodyguard.

Wait…what?!

"What do you mean you're happy with getting socks for Christmas?!"

Cloned him by using his Mojo.

That or the magic of scene blocking and editing.

Countries with mutual treaties are going to get attacked. China would definitely take Taiwan and maybe the Philippines.

I can’t believe this wasn’t an Onion piece. Lol.

I also noticed redoing a search sometimes yields different results despite using the exact same keywords.

The most cost-effective way will always be a pair of glasses.

I’m too poor and cowardly to have a laser fix my eyes.

The premise of time travel movies is a person being able to be present at a different time to their original timeline. So I guess you could say a Groundhog Day type of movie is a subgenre of the time travel genre.

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

Maybe the reason we haven’t found extraterrestrial life is because they, too, as a civilization have failed to stop itself from self-destruction.

Perhaps this is the bitter and paradoxical nature of life. The struggle to exist but is doomed to go extinct.

Proud to be part of that 47%

Is the free tier truly free? The saying, “if a product is free, you are the product” comes to mind.

For me, the best way to quit bad habits is to find alternative hobbies. Try something new. Join a local group.

I know it’s not what you’re asking for but have you tried to encourage your circle to leave Facebook?

I feel these alternative clients are only temporary until Meta decides to do something that ends up breaking these apps.

My only gripe with Windows 11 is how it constantly puts in crap I don’t like without my permission and I’ll have to spend time to remove it.

Other than that and the incoherent UI philosophy, the OS is pretty smooth.

Does anyone really play AAA games using touch controls? I couldn't stand the touch interface. Touch gaming will never be good.

I love it when companies are too stubborn to update their costs despite the necessity changing over the years.

My previous employment kept buying microsoft office license keys despite us already moving to 365. They probably did it out of habit when buying new computers. Needless to say I have a cardstack of license keys at home lol. Granted it’s for Office 2013 but I don’t really need the latest version for basic document processing.

Gone are the days when unnecessary sequels just end up as direct-to-home media.

Eh I think this is where creative storytelling comes into play. James Gunn managed to make a group of C Listers in Guardians of the Galaxy tell a really compelling trilogy. In fact, I’d bet GOTG’s success is the blueprint Sony is trying to do with these Spidey baddies.