That woman has never had an orgasm.

Republicans have been rolling back child labor regulations and protections in multiple states claiming it will save us from the labor shortage. I'm surprised it has taken me this long to see a story about the predictably disastrous results of this exploitative behavior. In the US capitalism is winning and the citizens of this country are losing.

I have this power, and it is in fact... super

Racism and homo/transphobia. Oh yeah, and women are just incubators. I think that sums it up.

Elon looks like he's wearing an Edgar suit. Actually, that would explain a good bit.

I do not answer numbers. If I know you, you are saved with a name. If you are a reputable business caller ID will show me a name.

These are more likely my Gen X peers. Boomers are still trying to figure out how to run the VCR.

My favorite is how in christian mythology it's just their only god that was the asshole.

You shouldn't be surprised. It's absolutely true to form for him.

And age limits.

¿Por que no los dos?

I'm a straight dude and see no problem here

He used violence against the protesters. He's lucky they are answering with vandalism and not violence against his person.

Because he doesn't actually understand how anything works.

Harry Anderson came to my local library when I was a teenager to present to the Society of Young Magicians. Dude was awesome. Glad to teach. Funny.

Buffalo Wild Wings and Taco Bell could stop acting as restaurants and just sell their sauces in grocery stores and turn mad profit. That's the only way I consume either of those brands.

I like it. Reddit had become a neo-liberal hellscape. The corporate apologia was getting suffocating.

Will be commercially available for only $2M per pill and not covered by any insurance.

Everybody used to cry that the damn robots were coming for your jobs. Well I got news for you. They don't want your jobs. What they're taking is your hobbies. Get back to work, flesh bag.