Books with white pages don't emit light, a screen with white backgrounds does

this has to be satire

She "claimed that she didn’t know the bag belonged to him." 🙄

She intended to pour water in someone else's bag several times over a period of months in a targeted harrasment campaign, it's fine!

woah, what, i can't believe it

Assuming this is real, this is probably some shit he used to do when he was a kid, maybe with his parents or older sibling or something, and he still occasionally does it because of nostalgia or habit. Maybe he only just then realized it was weird for an adult to do. I'm really reading a lot into this, but that was my first thought is all

Not to defend the social security number system (because it's terrible for unique identification of individuals and when it was created it wasn't even intended to be used for that purpose) but you're not supposed to carry it around with you all the time. It's supposed to be in a drawer/safe/fireproof bag with the rest of your important documents, and only brought out when you need it.

That's why I use "site:reddit.com" instead of just adding "reddit"

they used to put brick dust in chocolate bars, and sawdust in bread

edit: heck, they just caught someone recently intentionally putting lead in applesauce cinnamon that was used in applesauce, which has been used off and on as a sweetener since at least ancient rome, where a bunch of people went crazy and died from consuming a sweetener made by boiling grapes in lead pots

Yes. In the story the elf here, Frieren, is travelling on foot with humans across the continent they live on. Frieren often wants to stop at towns they come across to rest, or study something local, or wait for favorable conditions, for anywhere from a year to multiple decades. The humans with her constantly have to remind her that a decade is like a 7th or 8th of their lifetime, even if it's only a few moments for her comparatively.

Must be nice having lasers that shoot outta your eyes and nose

You can misspell could, wanted, and school. Hell, you can wish to blow the school up. But I'll be damned if I'm going to let you disrespect the great state of Kentucky!

"Summer Camp"

• Single Day
• 3 Hours
• Just learn to be a wage slave
• All indoors, except presumably when you go out with an ipad to take orders from fucks in their car

I'm failing to see the camp here.

Or she's paid for her skills/experience/contacts, and he anon doesn't have any of those.

edit: She probably makes lots of money for her employer in those 1 or 2 conversations per day

I'm partial to sh.itheads

We've saved 7000 from the Orphan Crushing Machine. Lets hope they no longer need to eat so they don't get back in line to be crushed

FROZEN DAIRY DESSERT

Yum, I love air, gums, and stabilizers in my dairy desserts

somewhat related PSA: never use old psu cables with a different model psu. As far as I understand it they aren't standardized as to which wires connect which pins, so you risk destroying components if you mix and match cables and psu

would you not just bake inside that thing?

See the 14th Amendment to the constitution, added after the civil war. It prevents citizens who previously swore an oath to support the constitution (so any federal employee, person in the military, or federally elected politician including President), and who engaged in insurrection against the United States from being eligible to hold public office.

Edit: We really shotgunned you there, didn't we 🦆

Edit 2: Added info about oath