13 Fridays the 13th

Jason would unionize if he had that many hours of work to do

A pair of legs with paint smeared on them

Not even God Himself could convince me that this isn't part of a TF2 cosplay

Paintballs are made of gelatin. Gelatin is often just collagen and collagen is basically connective tissue.

Why are we suddenly selling more NAS grade HDDs?

• Seagate executives

Poor bird. At this point it's basically animal abuse

That's one jerk every 9 minutes.

I can only imagine the pain in their balls and arm they must've felt after a while.

Now that you mentioned public transportation the US will never agree to the project

Asking someone to compile the kernel with their mind sure is one way to give someone a headache

Oh shit you're right.

Then I think Jason should look into universal basic income cuz he's about to be out of his job.

It's written in the drawing?

We started to use ad blockers in the early 2000s because no one could trust they were the 999,999 visitor to the website.

It sounded (and stills sounds) scammy.

Yes. In Brazil we have the same Santa.

The reason the guy doesn't overheat (more often) is because they only cosplay in climate controlled areas like malls. Their costume is also made with breathable and "thin" fabric, not much hotter than your regular sweatpant.

I know a guy that very was vocal against street lights in the 90's.

He was/is an amateur astronomer that modified his rooftop to be an actual telescope and the street lamps were angled in a certain way that like 40% of the light produced by them was shinning to the sky, making his observations harder to perform.

He went to my school to warn about light pollution and also teach us about planets and all that good stuff.

I think he became frustrated and quitted because last time I saw anything about him he was all about rescuing dogs from the street. :/

I mean... their job supposedly is to protect and serve the citiens so yeah... I'd expect them to use their tools to do their job.

Actually they only stay in the boiling water if their nervous system is impaired

Nope. I don't like the format.

A 30 seconds video is like repeating the same mistakes that turned Twitter (yes, even before Elon Musk) to what it is today: a place that there's no shade of gray, no nuance and everything is outrageous. A Short has no time to elaborate on anything and can simplify the subject so much that it becomes just misinformation.

Also I don't believe it's worth for creators in the long run. I'm not a creator myself but I believe that the time-effort to create a video is not linear with its duration. They can make a short so elaborated and viral that it would be more worth to create a full video in regards of sponsorship, ad revenue and subscription retention.

(Replying to myself because I feel like to instead of editing my original comment)

We also have the same decorations like you guys: Christmas trees covered in snow, Santa in cold weather gear, reindeers and probably everything else you can name.

It doesn't make any sense and we know it. It's just an excuse to get drunk and eat a lot.

They could use parchment paper I think.

By distilling piss from diabetic people? Idk I'm not a scientist i just like the memes