And that's exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

Yes, and I assume you wrote this message on your blu-ray player and typed it with your remote

She might starfish but you can't handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this 'mom' woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

Here's a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.

Violently homosexual man brutalizes innocent bystander in gay rage.

Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they'll all be sorry.

I KNOW A GREAT PHYSICAL THERAPIST. I CAN SET YOU UP ALSO LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK

You don't need any of that nonsense. Real men insulate themselves with their feelings. As for electricity, I make that myself. They don't call me the love dynamo for no reason.

This is why all my friends are asexual eunuchs.

A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you'll receive in exchange.

And in case you're wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

This is the biggest crock of shit ever. Go to Taiwan, experience it for yourself. Go to their museums and talk to their people. You will find a democratic nation with its own values and beliefs. Then take your ignorant ass over to Texas and repeat the same drivel you said here and see what happens.

I love this, I hope it turns out JD Vance is possessed by demons or something

But PVC does melt unlike schrapnel, so there's no problem if they set your abdomen on fire.

Nice, this is exactly why a forest has no car seats. Go achieve your life goals

Hey buddy, I've had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We're going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

Aaron then took a drag from his vape and shrugged. He didn't know either

At least he'll die doing what he loved.

Good, I'm tired of this American bullshit system

Does she actually speak the language she's learning?