WAITER! THERE IS A CATERPILLAR IN MY WORM SOUP!

Thanks, I assumed packing meant putting it in your butt.

So if a trans girl tucks and happens to get an erection, what then? Deal with the discomfort?

I'm a little touched (not like that) learning that my comment had such an effect on strangers halfway across the world :')

"Who the hell is Johnny Sins?" should be a song expressing incredulity at the man's seemingly endless skill set.

Johnny Sins can come out of retirement for this.

Systematic voter suppression and suspected electoral fraud

What's the difference between making and synthesizing here?

Through sheer audacity

Special Interest Group. An internal committee convenes to decide the fate of the process.

(I don't know the answer, but I'm pretty sure it stands for signal.)

Never seen the bottom photo before. It's a sweet set of photos.

Corning: dinner plates, Gorilla glass, space shuttle windows

I got the same feeling. The laughter sounded canned as well. I feel really fucked up about not being able to tell with certainty.

Revolutionary thinking.

A.k.a. the "donger kebab"

He will call it "Greenland" and assert that it makes him eligible to buy the country.

Using "basis" to mean "based on".

"Basis our discussion, please go ahead and..." "We decided on a price point basis our market research."

It makes me uncomfortable.

Small nitpick: It is spelled ad nauseam.

You can produce whatever you want. You just can't market or sell it under that name.

Gillette Vector Pro Plus 3000 with advanced cooling gel pad. Makes your face look like a boiled egg.

Also known as Hanlon's razor.

The original was "my mom". This image has flipped it around. That's why there's a weird gap.

Inconceivable!