Don't you guys have a more effective way of convincing the government?

I'm sorry, dear, but if you've ended up on lemmy it's fair to say there is something a tiny bit non-functional about you.

Tyson was throwing up blood on a plane a few months ago, he just did this for the money.

https://nypost.com/2024/11/07/sports/mike-tyson-details-throwing-up-blood-during-medical-emergency-that-postponed-jake-paul-fight/

The IT sector is disproportionately Indian, and Musk is a strong supporter of outsourcing H1B visa employees.

We used to call them disguise 🥸

They want you to install the app so they cand send you notifications/ads.

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That's worth 100k bond? Really? That's more than voluntary manslaughter.

The difference is Americans actively voted for their current situation

If they're only taking your trash, they are respectable service workers. You should propose.

That's what credit card debt is for!

It's not the language that matters, it's the obligation vs passion.

You cannot tell me TruthSocial has no political alignment.

But they don't just want the answer, they want to share an experience with the people they're with in a clever and fun way.

Yes! Imagine a group of people wanting to experience something together?? Outrageous, ban them!

Unfortunately only the calm and sane people are upset, and it's harder to whip us into a full revolution.

Locker 100%

Jamaica, if there's an inch of snow here, the chances are there will never be work again.

That's interesting, since Google Docs has always automatically saved files to the cloud.

When informed that he predated the Boomer generation by four years, Biden explained that taking a title away from a younger generation “is actually the most Boomer thing one could do, so it still counts!”

You should always read the article, even if it's satire.