Please don't circumcise your car

i guess the p and l are the important bits and the rest can just be inferred, since paracetamol is very commonly used and they'd get tired writing it in detail every time. other more specialized drugs with p___l (or close to it) as its name would have more squiggles i assume.

mildly???

My relatives (I lived with them for a few years) found my leftover pipettes and stirring rods from my chemistry classes in my room and they genuinely thought I was doing drugs. One of them harassed me over it and another told me that she's always open if I need to talk about it. But whenever I try explaining that it's for school she brushes me off lmao

She's the younger sibling of Kate Upton

2+2=4 should be at most A tier. While it may be a classic, it's not as satisfying as the other S tiers. Don't let nostalgia cloud your decisions.

i'm at the complete opposite end of the brown spectrum. i poop on average once a week, at most twice a week, thrice if i ate something bad. i have a fecalysis scheduled for today and so far it's been 3 hours of me unsuccesfully forcing my bowels to move lol

The mantle is a large part of the Earth's volume and even though it flows over geologic time scales, it is still considered solid. Then there's the crust and inner core, which are also considered solid. IMO the Earth is closer to a balloon filled with flour and a small iron ball in the center.

I believe this is also related to your question (the pitch drop experiment) but im too sleepy to integrate this to my answer above lol

Shattered Pixel Dungeon and/or Hoplite. Or maybe an ebook reader.

#8. My gf keeps pissing on me

Conversely, crabs are the spiders of the sea. Which is why I have a hard time eating them even though they're delicious.

My writing is more Babobeh-bopbopahdop-babababa Babedi-babobeh-babopbedop-bababapi Babedi-babobeh-popbopbedop-babobeh Bopbopbedop-babobeh-popbopbedop-bababababehdi

Live, not love

Please tell me you at least laugh. Otherwise, the white woman in me will be disappointed

I think you're right. It had a prompt to paste the copied number after entering the phone app. Still, I'm never going to trust this phone ever lol

+ComboClass +FloatHeadPhysics +Stand-up Maths +Tor's Cabinet of Curiosities +Oceanliner Designs +Plainly Difficult +ColdFusion +BobbyBroccoli +Unsolicited Advice +Horses +Hochelaga +Inspiraggio +Art Deco +Kyle Hill

I could add more but I use ReVanced and I misplaced my subscriptions page

turning the frogs axesual

0:07 “Who's listening in 2024" lol

0:09 "who's still listening in 2024????????" killed me LMAOOOO

For a moment I thought this was a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure lol

Steve Jobs lmao gottem

cat is a ufc fighter