Bikes have no windows and can move. There doesn't seem to be any correlation whatsoever. Fascinating

The fact that 29°C is circled makes it so much better for some reason

As Naomi Klein said: Conspiracy theorists often get the feeling right but the facts wrong.

You can criticize the US without making other authoritarian states look good. Both can be bad

"Why did you apply here and not at the other company?"
"I applied there too and the interview is tomorrow."

Carrots having way too much sugar is wild to me. Like what do you eat except kale?

So you offer the newer, better treatments for free, right? Right???

That's great. That's great.

Stick something on your camera so the mirror function can't work properly

When genocide and no genocide are both too extreme, maybe a little genocide? Or a genocide far away? Or maybe killing a group that doesn't qualify the definition of genocide?

Funny but you might want to check for pinworms

Fun fact: I sometimes watch the new stuff with my niece and they have many female characters now. The latest season even has a girl village next to the normal one and they regularly interact with each other but there are female only episodes as well. The normal village also has women, I'm not sure about the exact (gender) dynamics at play

First they came for the millionaires and distributed their wealth equally and I said nothing because I wasn't a millionaire.
Then they came for the abled bodies and made public spaces as inclusive as possible and I said nothing because I didn't notice.
Then they came for cis men and abolished the nuclear family and I said nothing because I'm not married so I didn't care.
And when they smashed white supremacy, there was no one left to defend me.

There is a German lullaby with the line "tomorrow morning, if God wants, you will wake up again" and quite a number of kids worried "what if He doesn't?"

"It's not the company's fault that you didn't recycle. Grow up!"

"You can't deny science when you have a radio made by science and see all the electronic"

Turns out, once radios are complex enough, you don't see the electronic anymore

There are people learning Latin in case it comes back. COBOL isn't that much older

I see, so that's why they have never been red outside the US