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I am undecided on the guitar picks since I play the trombone.
HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.
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I messed up a spell. Anyone know how to fix it?
Isn't it obvious? Press the key labeled 'Any'
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He wouldn't hurt a soul. Also, doesn't believe people not like him even have souls.
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Drone shows people trapped in Pakistan cable car
They're not trapped, the door is wide open. They just don't want to get out on account of their altitude.
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If they want to find someone who hasn't watched Trek, just get the director of Nemesis.
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who among us would not ask the same questions
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Yeah. Odo was definitely on her bucket list.
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The difference of stealing yourself vs being stolen from
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Or when two mouse buttons would be too confusing to users?
edit: fixed typo
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It always gets me
More like Ctrl-WHYYYY?
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Tires squealing on dirt roads or in the rain
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People who paid for checkmarks can now hide them so they don't get bullied for buying a checkmark, lol
So you just follow Twitter's example and stop paying for it.
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What is wrong with some of you?
I'm Florida we call it 4pm.
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Neither had the maiden.
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You're fucked if you have tattoos, drink alcohol, eat pork or are short
"You must be this tall to enter heaven." Written on a wood cutout of St Peter holding his hand out just so high.
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L.A. County sheriff’s deputy accused of trying to cover up DUI crash of fellow deputy
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Nah, he'll just transfer over to the city police instead. No moving required.
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I messed up a spell. Anyone know how to fix it?
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There it is!
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But at least he watched it before rebooting it...
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Trump Promises to Present an ‘Irrefutable REPORT’ Within the Next Week That Will Exonerate Him and Prove 2020 Georgia Vote Was ‘Rigged’ [UPDATED]
It'll be written in ALL CAPS with a sharpie too I bet!
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Meat processor ordered to pay fines after teen lost hand in grinder
I hope they at least had to help him find it. /s
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I love Star Wars! It's my favorite anime
SeaQuest, DS9 at it's finest!
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Every day, twice a day
My Chihuahua looks more like a tornado from Twister instead.