Usually I just stop using their website too. Because fuck them.

"They've stolen our rightfully stolen data!", said the spokesman.

Dude's thoughts after he got allowed into the firetruck:

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Same vibes...

I think he could find more information about hamsters on xhamster.com.

Anarchists:

Age verification must be scrapped completely. Period.

There's no such thing as anonymous age verification.

The very word "pseudoanonymous" is laughable.

And any non-anonymous age verification is basicaly an authoritarian control feature.

You believed Microslop once, that's on them. You believed Microslop twice, that's on you.

That will turn out just great.

For those who got too excited by the title: read the original messages from the GrapheneOS. RCS de-facto is not an open technology, there's a massive amount of work and multiple steps are needed to get anywhere near the proper independent implementation. It's gonna be amazing if the GrapheneOS team pulls it off, but don't get too excited about the release dates and its availability for other systems (e.g. Linux).

Where were they 12 years ago? And 4 years ago? Ah, yes, they wanted a quick adventure — 20 mins in and out. Welp... Fuck them.

Man, it's 2026. When you say "orange asshole", you have to clarify.

Bondage swing set.

Their real concern must be in the news title, not the fake one: