If tradlife were so awesome there wouldn’t be so many painfully aggressive instasmiles in the pics.

Dylan is a genius of the profound variety. I was concerned when he seemed to disappear; I’m delighted it looks like a happier ending.

Thank you for making the world make better sense, Dylan!

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A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

Some context

There is nothing wrong with, and everything right about, small penises. The more we mock men’s behavior and bodies, the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.

All penises are good. Sometimes the people attached are awful.

Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.

OH FVCK

Western Washington is profoundly beautiful. Unless it’s 1700 or 1980.

We know that the ≈9.0 earthquake occurred on the evening of January 26, 1700, by way of Japanese records of the resulting tsunami. (!)

Wow.

At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster's. Kit:

• never wishes for the plague
• always respects all varieties of English
• always respects that not everyone calling everyone else is US-based
• never uses slurs, and Kit’s
• never gonna give you up

Yes, that is exactly the kind of person we must force parenthood onto! Thank you for trying to make society better. God bless.

Correct. Jealous, resentful people making fun of other people for having sex. Tale as old as time.

The founder of the church had no problem with premarital sex. He married many women who already had living husbands.

Reminds me I read once that the voices people with schizophrenia hear are kinder and funnier and more benevolent for those who don’t live in the industrialized West

You got these saved for special Cartesian grid-ridiculousness occasions? I salute you.

“But I have high pain tolerance”

No you fucking don’t otherwise you wouldn’t be bitching about your fucking headache all the live long day. Eat the ibuprofen now.

Someone I look up to more convincingly said the same thing. I scoffed but he knows what he’s talking about.

I lost so much weight so fast—during the beginning of the pandemic no less—by only staying beneath the magical number everyday.

Heard that for the first time this year. Gross on his part.

Heard the “Fast Car” remake this year too. The guy didn’t change how he’s working “as a checkout girl”, which was spectacular.

Being a woman is not shameful. Being a hypothetical woman’s mouthpiece is not shameful. Get it together Michael.

First of all, Jesus Christ.

Seeing enough

• broken/removed/deleted Reddit/Tumblr/Twitter images/videos and then
• Lemmy instances removing all their user-uploaded content last year because someone uploaded trigger-warning content and then
• seeing my animated GIFs and high-resolution PNGs turn into pixelated, static, medium-size WEBPs after uploading them to Lemmy?

It made me fucking crazy.

Also, my name is lars and I’m a digital hoarder. I’m open to suggestions.

Sheesh folks it’s not like I like this system or that man or his opponent or that the electoral college laughs last or that the popular vote win was pretty big but could have easily been undone again.