It is a happy coincidence that the evening before the 1970s began, at 4pm Pacific, they decided to invent UNIX.

Sentencing judges hate this one weird trick

notorious for infidelity

What does this part mean?

It is the best, most-seamless PWA I’ve ever used. Wow.

Because your tests might react differently in an environment with spyware. And rounded corners. These are called Edge cases.

Like most people who sleep with men, I think all dicks are worthy

Whoa! I didn’t even know I could wish for such a future.

Gold lining: other hotel guests start to die at only 37° C

I waited until an emergency before I finally realized I needed a license. Do everyone, including future-you, a favor by not waiting.

And I had the same fears, but driving is remarkably similar to other skills: you get better through practice.

Only a couple of these. Major. Life. Events. would destroy a lot of people. Pet your dog for me and give yourself some kind of hug. You’re amazing.

Is there fediverse reciprocity? I mean, can users on those instances subscribe to sublemmits on this instance, or is that blocked, too?

I used to loooooooooove making fun of people’s names… and I was shamefully old and very gay before I realized I was [saying it’s ok to be] picking on people for something they were essentially born with, over which they had no control, and which will be a strong part of their identity.

Apologies. Incoherence is my love language.

They would not.

Lots of people whose parents are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (which had a shorter nickname until 2018, but even a church that self-identifies as the Universe’s one true church should not be deadnamed after transitioning) teach their children to:

1. go proselytize, door-to-door, for two years after high school, during which, they must
2. spend all that time being never alone, with a person of the same sex as they were assigned at birth, and they must
3. never masturbate, and then
4. come home and go [back] to BYU, but also
5. begin having children with a spouse as soon as possible, all the while,
6. being at the age of their highest libido ever and surrounded by people, each in their physical prime, and then most importantly, they must
7. not discover, realize, or admit they might not be straight. It is forbidden. Like fruit of the tree of knowledge. For to do so would mean they must never ever have sex, or alternatively, that they must marry a person to whom they are not attracted, and then be encouraged to procreate with that person anyway.

THIS IS WHAT MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS ARE ACTUALLY TOLD TO BELIEVE

Asking seriously, respectfully, and curiously because you’re so upvoted. Is “can I [not] use your bathroom [behind two closed doors, even though I already have access to another bathroom]?” a show of some signs of autism?

Yes. /gcc/jit/docs/examples/emit-alphabet.bf.

If US Christians are making it up as they go and seeing whatever they wanna see in the Bible, then I call upon you, my child, to announce your submission to the Parable of Jesus the Whore of the Theater and the Christ.

Someone get this apostate a copy of the Gospel of Siddhartha

If you don’t mind the magical thinking monotheism and 1930s pseudoscience and sexism that must never be changed, then it may work for you. Plus its success rate is a non-negative number. What’s not to like??

says “Gesundheit” Archedly