god wants the children to have incurable tumors

instead of plugging that mental image into existence, you should not

what could these symbols mean? even the best egyptologists are still at a loss

and then when it gets too hot down there, all of the snowbirds migrate out and start an insane summer spread for the rest of the continent

okay, but also have you tried spicing up your non sequitors with some arbitrary segues?

depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose

the most intimate thing a person can do, is to wash someone else's hair

back in my day, we had to post memes updog both ways

that applicants name? Albert Einstein

still using the 3.5mm on my S8 every damn day

I'd settle for going back a couple decades to entirely tactile controls and no touch screens in cars

starting a petition to report all CEO salaries as hashbrowns/hour

it's funny, comical, and humorous!

I'm finally over the feeling of going into comment sections thinking "there's too many bots, no reason to try adding to the conversation"

reddit had no middle ground between new posts that get buried and overinflated posts that have a thousand regurgitated phrases plastered all over it

there's a word for that... terrorism.

also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism

the ballot-rog

I own neither a home nor a theater, and the only thing I watch is life passing me by, so I think I've saved more than any of y'all

we have always been at war with Eurasia!

I had a sort of opposite problem the last time I ran a campaign. my players came into the game super paranoid, probably from reading stories about tricky DMs, and it made my life pretty difficult.

I did set up traps and misdirection, but only when there were exactly enough clues to figure it out. I learned that the major problem with that method, is that what's obviously a clue to me wasn't always obvious for them. so, I was thought of as a tricky DM. then, after I softened up, my sessions looked too easy and obvious.

honestly, it's just a really difficult balance. I eventually got it to a good place for everyone, but everyone really does have a preferred level of deceit, and it isn't easy to cater to a group of 5 with varying levels of expectation

maintenance life

"the machine doesn't work!"

"what's the alarm code say?"

"it's just not working!"

"what is it supposed to be doing and why did it stop?"

"I didn't do anything, it just stopped!"