Why is it so hard for doctors to take people seriously sometimes? I guess probably because of crazy people insisting there are worms in their skin, but it’s still unfortunate

Like yes taxes go up, but also you’re already paying for health insurance

She’s gonna get me! Oh no!

…You do realize this was in Australia? But yes keep blaming the democrats if it makes you feel better

god DAMMIT SHE JUST WON’T STOP

Oh look, it works on humans too

I’m so dumb. Here I am, thinking I fully understood the metaphor, and yet I read “breasts” as “beasts” and was very confused when people started mentioning boobs.

Finally a nice post that isn’t arguing about politics. Those are very cute baby moos.

This is the opposite?

Best game

Not a metal tree, but they do impale things on thorns and trees.

Finally, humanity has come back from the woman wrestling a ball from a little girl

We know it’s bad. The point is that we unfortunately have to choose the lesser of the two evils, like it or not.

Oh shit you’re right

I wish trans and trains were more accessible in the USA. That’s very cool.

Russian rulers are often known for the “suicide by 2 bullet wounds in the back of the head” (which is impossible).

I thought The Kremlin was a Russian ruler but no, it looks like that’s the fortress that the ruler lives in (like the White House)

That is true. But it sounds like he had decent evidence?

I agree with the fact that doctors shouldn’t just diagnose everything because someone says that’s what they’ve got.

Yes

Hell yeah, a Lemmy poet!

Good old Gen SS