I think the EU would need some sort of 'Brenter' poll first, to see if the spoilt brat of the family would be welcomed back, what with all our needy requirements about keeping our own currency etc. I can't see it personally for a long time as there's still that resistance to change things that are viewed as 'ours' and changing them to something viewed as 'theirs'. We never really fully committed to it the first time. Hopefully we'll see the need to join the 'middle powers' in some kind of alliance though.

If he has a 'contract' with the Government then what's he worrying about? Surely they're good for the money?

If not then can't he just go after Trump for $1 billion dollars for being a 'mean guy, a stupid guy'? Cough, cough...

You absolute tw#t!

I bloody knew it. Well f#ck you. It's my birthday in October and you can bet your neighbourly arse I'll only be inviting the other half of the street to the local. I'm sure they'll all come and we'll have a much better time than you all did.

Apart from the dicks at number 5 obviously. But f#ck them and their 4 cars. Parking all up the road and keeping their drive empty so it's easier to put their bin out a day early.

Dicks.

/s

Like the government? And the airports? And the parks?