"Edith Heyck, 72, was thrilled to land an apartment in senior housing, where her rent is adjusted to match her income." I fucking lost my shit, boomers get fucking everything. Rent that is matched to income? Are you fucking serious they protect their own I swear to god

bill gates controls the weather

i think they mean 'man' as in 'mankind'. also any ideas why would they carve it into bone and not bark or something more flat?

this man genuinely is a lying addict, his brain needs to be studied holy shit. like, theres no reason to lie - no one believes you. why do it? avoiding awkwardness?? we all know you have no chance winning an election again after the stars aligned for the biggest fluke in american history to land in one of the tighest houses in american history.

shcoking, women arent a fan en masse of being 'tradwifes' to tate blowhards

this has to be fake, you easily could just break the phone rofl

theres enough of us here now to make lemmy viable, we're over the hump of any social media of getting enough people on that you can browse all day and still have real content.

the larger we get, the more it will get fucked by ai bots, corporations, and shitty content creators

yeah java minecraft (NOT BEDROCK) is great, you can mod the shit out of it too on a pc.

could also be angry staffers like what happened to james cordon when he couldnt even name a camera man after being asked (or maybe that was live idk but his staffers wrote the question). maybe too many witnesses saw it and not airing it would look shit or the network demanded an episode

fuck that cult!!!

indias growth is so important, it's such a dense country so growth will be rapidly exponential unlike 95℅ of other countries. it's the perfect mixing pot of technologically literate, dense, money conscious, and distrustful of western influence for linux to thrive in. once india is dominated by linux, it will expand outwards so fast.

this is an original joke and i have the feeling it's going to blow up, if so please include random pictures of beau biden for no reason thx everybody

oh my fucking god

ahh survivorship bias thats it thanks

i hope these zippo fucks get sued by everyone who contributed. bastards are doing dropshipping but with malware pretty much

no i mean, by the people 'who consider it'. i think the speaksr didnt understand that theyre saying it's mankind others are talkint abkut

'home-grown'

imagine how pissed they are. or maybe they silently alerted the microsoft guy themselves as they only did it for cash and theyd been paid

a screwdriver set