Ryobi. It’s the cheapest way to collect tools I use once or twice a year when they go on sale at Home Depot or Direct Tools Outlet.

We’ve been training for this since we were kids

Just read this in another thread, but Trump would be the Fanta Menace

Chicago, $5.15, Aldi

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I live in a household that is divided between Celsius (me) and Fahrenheit (wife). I wish I could switch every device, but I have to pick my battles. So I expose myself as much as possible and recite the following

30 is hot 20 is nice 10 is cool 0 is ice

Ooo I like that. Thanks!

Picture purple hippos flying alongside winged toasters with a backdrop of fluffy clouds and the bluest sky.

This was decades ago. I have no good reason for remembering that dream…