I don't know which I love more: that there are still people maintaining support for the Nintendo motherfucking Wii News Channel, or that there are still people checking it.

According to the Gun Violence Archive, 21,782 Americans have been killed in shootings halfway through 2023.

I know that's not 100% mass shootings, but that's still a stunningly bleak number. Rounding up from the .97 that's five human lives every hour of 2023 up to July.

"You callin my girl fat you piece of shit?!"

Cool, now actually enforce that judgment

Union worker myself. I am also baffled by the strong conservative undercurrent in my fellows' views. Don't know how they sustain it.

I looked into this one before, it is not an actual Ben Garrison piece. The fact that I had to check says a fair amount on its own, though, yeah?

and his complaints that the GOP was too focused on “religious liberty” instead of “Christian nation-ism.”

This mouldering motherfucker really thought no one would notice what he was saying if he dropped an "al" from the middle of a word

It's most likely from a tourist or staffer, but nonetheless: lol

My favorite was people clearly trying to rephrase popular posts for cheap upvotes

"LPT: Spending money is something you don't have to do every day"

"LPT: wasting money is financially detrimental"

"LPT: Saving money is a good way to save money"

I'm so glad someone added a single dot over the word "fuck" so I couldn't read it and get offended, whew

Bitten by a radioactive housecat, I gain the ability to sleep deeply and comfortably in a position that by all rights looks like it should be destroying my spine

Like I'll take whatever else you wanna throw on top, night vision or claws or something, but I only really need that first thing

A merry fellow, of course, he says so right in his song

Yeah, that was weird how they kept on telling me the city had burned down and shit when I could turn my head 90° and see the skyline same as it ever was, nary a cloud or indeed plume of smoke in the sky

Glad to be here!

It's astounding, seeing how fast new communities are being founded and populated. I'm not much of a "community starter" type, but I'm quite excited to find a new home for the shitpost-tier OC I make. I'm also sincerely fascinated to see how all these new places coexist/cross-pollinate.

Me too. I went there when I was 10 or 11, and as a child all I noticed was how incongruous it was with everything. I wasn't awed by it, and my parents seemed sort of put out with how I didn't care for it compared to my sisters.

I'd like to pretend that's some kind of deep political sentiment, but really I think it's just aesthetically displeasing if you don't have a thing for monuments

Agreed. I was a long time lurker but I'm trying to contribute to conversations to help grow the space: bots don't help grow the space; they only clog it up. If someone didn't care enough to find a conversion formula or whatever, they probably don't care that much about the result either. All of that right there would add up to a 3-4 comment string that added nothing.

Holy shit, I completely see the ventriloquist dummy resemblance, that is haunting

"Is burned by" rather than "burns self," it's that easy

As someone who's never used tiktok, has no interest in doing so, and finds the whole platform + 99.99% of the content dumb as all fucking fuck:

The US government can eat my shit and hair

You mean "don't get caught doing crimes"