That's not very nice, trying to scam a kid out of their cool leaf for a measly ice cream.

this post must be trollin

No they weren't since all greentexts are fake and also gay.

This is basically the algorithms of the big tech companies but with extra steps. I guess it greatly illustrates how absurd they actually are and how weird it is to just shrug them off.

I'm sturggling with German in school and so I thought that consuming any media that is German must help. It actually doesn't, but occasionally I manage to somehow translate a meme and then I get the funnies.

Don't get fooled, that's called stockholm syndrome.

It's been so long since I geniuenly laughed at a greentext.

I might be missing some context here.

I think it's neat especially next to the new thunderbird logo. IMHO it still has character and is not oversimplified.

Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.

I'm not here to defend the soulless multi-million dollar corporation, but we don't actually know how much money it costs for youtube to stay up. The scale they are operating on is immense, I wouldn't be surprised, if they were still making a loss with 10 midroll ads.

For people not sure whether to read it or not: it's fucked up and sad. Includes: sexual acts without consent, suicide.

I once run out of toilet paper and the store didn't have any, but in the parking lot I bumped into John Goodman and without a word spoken he handed me over a package of toilet paper. Really nice guy.

Lawful Evil

I really thought there will be a plotwist at the end that somehow this is all about grilling.

toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT

and that's how the universe got created kids

hell nah this ain't real i call bullshit

My favourite was "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Douglas Adams was really a master of subversion.