Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

That was just the tech weenies with their 'architecturally sound strategy' or whatever, before the business side beat talked some sense into them.

The cherry be scary.

And they helped you level up your fence-climbing skill.

Looks like they reconsidered using the Spongebob typeface.

Absolutely won't be taking off on that plane; it's not going to be a 30-minute Safelite AeroGlass™️ appointment. And airlines don't keep planes sitting around not making money so they won't have a spare aircraft available to fly that route so all the passengers will likely get hotel and meal vouchers and changed tickets for the next day.

Crashing into a tree would be charged as treeson.

Straightforward funding requests from the instance are just fine. Advertisements can gargle a cactus.

These shitposts are coarse and irritating and they get everywhere.

The highest comment-to-code ratio I ever wrote was a CMD script that had to combine three different escaping conventions.

It was a good day when I got to throw that one away.

I was just contemplating deleting my account (vs. letting it rot) after I got the email this morning.

You're not the only one!

... Are the same who ride high chairs! UGNH!

I have good wired headphones (10 years old) and good earbuds (5 years old) and use both. There's a place for each.

Go to your local library to find a friend.

You've heard of the elf on the shelf, now get ready for...
mouse eye in boba chai.

If any post was ever deserving of a +1 this is it right here.

I've only ever seen this in South America, yeah.

Just did this last week. Had a case for special handling db column "A" and wrote combined logic for "A" and "B" and spent an embarrassing amount of time wondering why "B" was still coming out wrong.

Bless your heart.