Greece and Turkey are culturally very friendly with stray cats and it shows. Feel like a master catbender the way you can psps every cat you meet

If you're not already familiar with the Rotating Snake Illusion, here it is (view full size):

*tower falls shortly after the explosion*

Must have been Wile E. Coyote

Yesterday, I matched with 12 men. Only two messaged me.

Lmao she should have tried running an account for an average looking man

Republicans gained a ton in the same time period: the repeal of Roe, bans on labor rights, a variety of environmental deregulations, and even secret police disappearing people in the night.

5070 GPU, but my wife's starting to suspect it wasn't primarily for the cat

It's wild. You can straight up start drinking bleach without as much as an "Are you sure?" popup

The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed.

- OSHA inspector explaining the whistleblower system

$20k worth of hardware last month would cost around $100k this month

Instant headcanon

All this time I've been using self heated candles

I’m wondering what OP’s house looks like if this is untouched

as standard, ACR data isn't used for advertising purposes without consent

Consent presumably being a sticker that says "by opening this box you agree to the terms of service"

Swedish is such a beautiful language