Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

E. Lon Musk. Supah. Geenius.

I wish that I had Chesse's girl

To collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.

“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”

That's a cup handle, not a bottle neck!

Good, I'm hard, keep going

Fuck it, fine, and it's all the same, living with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.

I remember back in twenty-dickety-two when the Nazis took my circle-made-with-forefinger-and-thumb hand sign. They tried to take my milk, too, but I chased 'em of my property.

Doing drugs Down the Street The same old thing We did last week

It even embiggens a kwyjibo like me!

(Sadly I am a fat North American ape, but not balding yet)

I read PenisDuckCuck9001's comment, and who can really argue with what PenisDuckCuck9001 is saying?

Yuuuuge bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago

Who says that the person you replied to named themselves after that Jesus?

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

Couldn't we just build a wall around him? Serves the same purpose, right?

Isn't that a Caesar? It's combed forward which makes all the difference.

"Just another dead doper." - Rush Limbaugh after Jerry Garcia died.

"I only use the n-word when the black person I'm saying it to deserves it. "

-you, probably

I just read the "Christmas Message" from our CEO, I will paraphrase, "thanks God for sending your son Jesus to save us!" Wish I could quit.