On the 12th, I uninstalled rif, signed up at Beehaw, heard about Jerboa and installed that, and put the icon for that where the rif one used to be on my home screen. I haven't been back to Reddit since.

That can't be right, can it? Toast is crunchy only until it gets wet. After that I doubt it would be possible to build a sub out of it.

That FAFO. FOFA is Food On Face Alan, a guy my wife worked with at Pizza Hut 20 years ago.

I'm not proud to have laughed at this.

I think that it is the best of the turn-based strategy genre. My wife had a hard time playing this one with me, though, because I would take a long time (too long in her opinion) budgeting my points to get the most out of a turn.