I'm imagining Zuckerbot finding your post and his eye screen going red and it has your name and photo with a big flashing red PRIMARY TARGET

A very deserving dev

Eventually, to use humans as Duracells

Hi. My name is random commenter.

Max 4 inch screen, IR blaster, physical keyboard with speed dial settings for buttons, form factor like the Xperia x10 mini pro, headphone jack, cameraless, LED with customisable lights for different notifications, bonus - built in projector, satellite phone capability,

Hey I think I got the other half!

A handkerchief or even a tissue would do, or a cap if you're typically wearing them American style

This is absolutely insane!

Linux (Ubuntu could be a good start), own NAS drive or a service like Mega for a shared drive, and Protonmail/Tutanota could be good options. There are probably more online shared drives you could look for if you don't want to use Mega.

A handkerchief or even a tissue would do, or a cap if you're typically wearing them American style

Using Connect for Lemmy until Sync rises again from the ashes

I too need to learn this but haven't had the time. I'm currently exposing my public IP and forwarding some ports which I want to avoid. I believe Cloudfare tunnels and/or reverse proxy using nginx or something is the solution. I am much of a noob myself so I barely understand it all, have just managed with google searches, guides, and trial & error so far. Here's a guide I found which I'll be trying out soon and searching more in that direction - https://programmingpercy.tech/blog/free-secure-self-hosting-using-cloudflare-tunnels/

One regular age year older and one metabolic age year younger

I remember long back using Hermit for this, not sure about opening links though

I see what you there

Add Nzb360 to this and your pirate life will truly be class

Is this AI generated or a real photo with edits done for lights etc?

It's the neighbour, saying some lady in a red coat knocked on his door and left a small package for a Niles Crane with him. She seemed to be in quite a rush, and didn't wait to hear that it's the wrong apartment. While leaving, she dropped an earring as well...

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That's pretty cool. I'll put it as 10, 90, 0.