I'm happy to support these guys, and I feel like I pay a fair price for the services I get.

My household debt shot way up in the last year. I had a couple unplanned home repairs and a whole lot of hospital bills for my 4 year old. YOLO!

Holy crap. I thought he was driving the car. I didn't realize he was a passenger holding a gun to the driver's head.

I've never seen a side shot of tucker Carlson that I can recall. Now I know why.

Well, maybe they meant hospital gown? Or they gave him scrubs so his balls would not have amy chance to see daylight? Or maybe it was a stunt to get attention.

I build from ewaste and keep things deliciously trashy looking.

My high school made everyone take the asvab. I must have scored well on it because the military was up my ass. I remember uniformed soldiers regularly ringing the bell and asking for me. I had zero interest in joining the armed services, but they kept coming. My mom started answering the door for me; yelling at them to get lost and leave us alone.

How can it be both the year of ARM and the year of the linux desktop?

Oh man, you really owned those libs

You'd probably end up having to explain citizens united to her during your handjob.

Muffins spelled backwards is sniffum

I take RTFM more broadly to mean that I at least put in some effort to solve the problem myself. I googled, checked forum posts, read the man page, opened a config file or two and read some comments, etc. So I get offended when I get RTFM'd.

If you can't reply without being a dick, then keep scrolling! Why participate in a forum where people with less experiece ask questions in the first place? That time could be better spent reading your shop vac manual or figuring out who you need to blow to save $700 on a dishwasher repair.

Who hurt you?

I wish they would have started putting out AMD products. Powercolor just doesn't feel like a flagship partner like evga was to nvidia.

Everybody knows that Arkansas grows the finest coffee beans in the world.

In 20+ years of linuxing, I've never thought about putting the f first until now.

Overclockers:
"Give me some liquid nitrogen and I'll make that 102x."

What the hell Michigan? I expected this from Indiana, but I thought you were better than this.

Because they don't already have all this info and more about me?

Don't worry, I never subscribed in the first place. Yaaaarrrrrrr.....