Unstoppable turd vs. immovable asshole.

Ok, hear me out: What if we were to dig a system of narrow tunnels under the city, and then let people drive through them. Of course, cars would need to be on some form of automated tracks to make it safe. Then you could link up multiple cars and make long lines of cars following the tracks to the same destination.

It's a brand new concept, I know, but modern problems require modern solutions. Maybe we can sell hats and flamethrowers to generate support.

(/s in case it wasn't obvious)

rust: "You just translated someone else's essay"

Fix 1: Fire Colton Linus

Fix 2: Fire Colton, for good measure

Can you really be proficient in a language you didn't invent?

This. I still lurk reddit for information, but I will never contribute. Advertisers these days only care about interaction anyway, so I doubt lurking significantly impacts the profitability one way or the other.

I don't know, can you make a JPEG of the cheese wheel and then put the hyperlink on the blockchain? Maybe make it so I can import the cheese in a shitty MMO that nobody actually wants to play?

Careful scream

"Looks like you're trying to sacrifice your soul to Baphomet"

clears table to make room for giant Yu-Gi-Oh playmat

It's time to duel, bitch!

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

That's kind of arbitrary though, and very dependent on humidity.

Uphill in the snow barefoot both ways, and so on...

At least in Mega Man 2 he looks like a slightly more normal dude in riot gear with a gun.

"I'm going to to the bathroom. Would you like me to do it in the toilet or here?"

No one. It's local. As it should be.

Um ackchyually, Darwin is derived from 4.4BSD-Lite2 and FreeBSD.

They don't fall off, they're removed by the priesthood because they're jealous horny pious.

I think "user" in this case means "employee". Phishing is by far the most common point of entry.

I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds