aalvvayson replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyA complimentary poop knife and ruler should be provided.29Reply
RRadioactive Radio replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyThey probably holding it in. Lemmy people don't shit, duh!?.12Reply
AAbsolute_Axoltl feddit.uk2Hide 2 repliesNeed one of those tools for measuring spaghetti portions attached 64Reply
WWoahWoah replylemmy.worldPeriodically move it sideways. One oversized poop becomes two standard poops. Pooplication.2Reply
NNigelFrobisher aussie.zone3Hide 3 repliesThe real inconvenience is having to convert the olde world measurements to modern ones anyone would understand.30Reply
llolcatnip replyreddthat.comFortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it's possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.5Reply
FFranzia replylemmy.blahaj.zoneWhile americans don't measure in centimeters, we do understand grams. Weigh the damn poops.4Reply
nnegativeyoda replylemmy.worldThe United States, Liberia, and Myanmar all high five one another and beg to differ. It's an exclusive club1Reply
daisy lazarus lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThe arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.21Reply
meseek #2982 lemmy.caSir. Sir. Sir! Your poop is too big. Please take it with you. Sorry for the inconvenience.17Reply
HHeyMrDeadMan lemmy.world16Hide 16 repliesThat's funny... until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd... then I'm horrified.15Reply
uurinnerchild87 replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesI think 2.5 inches would be closer to a soda can if we're using references.7Reply
llolcatnip replyreddthat.comNo. 2.5" is in real units already. What's your problem with size comparisons?1Reply
hhydrospanner replylemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesRelevant username. That thing is nowhere near 2.5" dia.3Reply
SSlopppyEngineer replydiscuss.tchncs.de6Hide 6 repliesI googled for 50 mm. That should be close enough.1Reply
SnipingNinja replyslrpnk.netThat doesn't sound right to me. An inch has ~2.54 cm, so 2.5" should be 6.35 cm and a cm has 10mm, so that becomes 63.5mm2Reply
funkajunk lemm.ee1Hide 1 replyWhoever is making those poops, I feel so sorry for your tattered asshole. That's bigger than a Coke can.12Reply
Rootiest replylemm.eeSure, sure. But they've probably been doing it for a while now. I feel bad for the person who's come to expect them and isn't going to get their XXL turds today. They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign6Reply
GGork lemm.ee4Hide 4 repliesTime to squeeze them sphincter muscles to extrude a 4 inch long, 2.25 in diameter turd.11Reply
deadcat aussie.zoneHere in Australia no one has "poop knives". American plumbing is a sad joke. Most Aussies don't even own a plunger.10Reply
sshortypants lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me. I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.10Reply
Blackmist feddit.ukThat's the size of a standard UK beer can. What fucking animals are using that poor toilet?8Reply
ffrokie lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhat should be the lemmy equivalent of the poop knife? A shit blade? A defecation spatula? A dung spoon?7Reply
sson_named_bort lemmy.worldAh crap, my poop is 2 and 5/8 inches in diameter and 6 and 1/8 inches long.5Reply
TTimDave lemmy.worldGotta get one of those Play-Doh shape-sphincters to shove up your butt before you get down to business to "defeat the huns"2Reply
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Time for the poop knife
A complimentary poop knife and ruler should be provided.
*poop knife and poop ruler
The poop knife stays on reddit. Please.
They probably holding it in. Lemmy people don't shit, duh!?.
But only for 3 days
Can't have both your fancy app and your fancy knife
I first learned of the poop knife on Metafilter.
I learned about it from my father.... :'(
Need one of those tools for measuring spaghetti portions attached
That thing only works for standard length tho
Periodically move it sideways. One oversized poop becomes two standard poops. Pooplication.
Gotta plan accordingly, or carry a poop knife.
The real inconvenience is having to convert the olde world measurements to modern ones anyone would understand.
Fortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it's possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.
While americans don't measure in centimeters, we do understand grams. Weigh the damn poops.
The United States, Liberia, and Myanmar all high five one another and beg to differ. It's an exclusive club
The arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.
But not Bigger?
The first letter if Bigger. That computes.
Brought to you by big poop knife
Sir. Sir. Sir! Your poop is too big. Please take it with you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
That's funny... until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd... then I'm horrified.
Pretty much this size
I think 2.5 inches would be closer to a soda can if we're using references.
2.5" in diameter is just under a baseball (2.8").
Can you please start using real units. Seriously.
It's the same size as a cricket ball, 2.8".
No. 2.5" is in real units already. What's your problem with size comparisons?
They should just refer to the caliber
I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds
Relevant username.
That thing is nowhere near 2.5" dia.
I googled for 50 mm. That should be close enough.
Relevant username
2.5 inches is 635 mm. Thats much closer to 50 cm
1 inch is 25,4 mm, not 254 mm.
I am often incorrect. Today is one of those days
That doesn't sound right to me. An inch has ~2.54 cm, so 2.5" should be 6.35 cm and a cm has 10mm, so that becomes 63.5mm
Lol, 2.5 inches is over 2 feet?
Whoever is making those poops, I feel so sorry for your tattered asshole.
That's bigger than a Coke can.
Sure, sure. But they've probably been doing it for a while now.
I feel bad for the person who's come to expect them and isn't going to get their XXL turds today.
They are going to be very disappointed when they read that sign
Just hang a poop knife. Problem solved.
When ya forget the tape measure outside of the bathroom 😔
Time to squeeze them sphincter muscles to extrude a 4 inch long, 2.25 in diameter turd.
Ah, the Play-doh fun factory technique.
That is way less volume. Acceptable.
Rinse & repeat
Goddammit, this joke's got layers
Here in Australia no one has "poop knives". American plumbing is a sad joke. Most Aussies don't even own a plunger.
I poop in metric so this doesn't apply to me.
I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.
I poop in Courics
Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.
That's the size of a standard UK beer can.
What fucking animals are using that poor toilet?
How many courics is that?
What should be the lemmy equivalent of the poop knife? A shit blade? A defecation spatula? A dung spoon?
A bean batter.
Damn. Where's lemmy shitpost when you need it
Don't tell me how to live my life
Ah crap, my poop is 2 and 5/8 inches in diameter and 6 and 1/8 inches long.
Okay, so I gotta pinch it off twice then?
Now we all know where Goatse poops
Gotta get one of those Play-Doh shape-sphincters to shove up your butt before you get down to business to "defeat the huns"
Suspiciously specific.
agreed 🧐.