It's so funny how my mom would limit my time with my games and computer so I could study more and go to uni (and be healthy. Overall, great thing to do) and now I'm a programmer and spend 10+ hours behind the computer daily.

I wish she still took my computer and phone away sometimes.

Absolute chad

Metro soundtracks will always have a place in my soul.

Can you give me statistics of pilot deaths/serious injuries during job?

Fuckfaced cunt

Pilot is pretty safe job

What? Is this the Original kungfu panda?

Just today and yesterday, one of my friends asked me to upgrade their windows server for their small business.

Installing a fucking windows took me 6 hours. This whole shit would be done in 40min I if I could install and setup Debian on their server.

Holy shit this is so stupid I can't defend them anymore 😂😂

I manage multiple windows servers with AD and all the shit.

I have set them up tens of times.

When you have a shit piece of software, it is unpredictable. So you encounter a new issue every time.

Yep. Totally possible.

I'm also counting the setup and restore stuff.

Spray doesn't stick on these. Right?

What the fuck 😂😂😂

Programmers would like to disagree

edit: and mathematicians

You update arch every 2 years?

It isn't that different from the original quote

Imagine having sex and those goofy lines keep going like it's an anime protagonist moment

Small dogs are tiny demons sent to prepare us for hell

🥺🥺 They don't deserve you king 🥺🥺

That's me. Just not white? Is being white a mandate for this role?