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Anon breaks his chains
Let's not start the cult of /r/nofap here. And no, you are not suddenly more charismatic and confident. You are just not reeking of cum all the time, something achievable with regular showers as well.
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Anon breaks his chains
Let's not start the cult of /r/nofap here. And no, you are not suddenly more charismatic and confident. You are just not reeking of cum all the time, something achievable with regular showers as well.
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Anon accidentally gentrifies their neighborhood.
Rookie mistake
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YouTube prankster says he had no idea he was scaring man who shot him
DoorDash driver 🥲
How much do you think the poor guy makes? And now he has to pay for a lawyer, lose the job, and probably go to jail. Only so this dipshit can get the right "reaction".
And the shooting would've been completely justified for a cop.
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Movies vs life
And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.
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What are you using? Notepad?
I have a sneaking suspicion that most memes are from CS students, it all makes sense. People with jobs don't have time to make memes, get angsty about languages, or syntax issues.
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meet project primrose, adobe’s real-life interactive dress that changes design every second
Adobe: Pay $1699 yearly subscription or it will go transparent.
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Anon is a Windows user
Don't know about email, but windows 8 would create dynamic tiles out of pictures on your computer and pin them in the start menu.
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An Audacious Plan to Halt the Internet's Ensh*ttification ...
The real cost of enshittification is that they make it impossible for others to run honest business.
Who will pay a subscription for privacy respecting services when there are a dozen free alternatives. True cost of running online business has been completely hidden from users and for so long that they will never accept those that want to cover the costs upfront.
e.g. how many of you remain on Lemmy if instance owners asked for a monthly fee to cover their server costs?
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The most popular Chinese keyboard app which is used by more than 450 million monthly users sends every key typed to Tencent in China.
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Simple solution is to block lemmygrad and hexbear in your app. That cuts down quite a few tankies and mainlaind Taiwan shills.
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Sowing chaos
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It's "wheeled around", not "around 99".
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I love d
Leave her alone. She was just training her ML model SchlongGPT.
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Anon takes an online psych test
I see why psychology tests are considered quackery so much. Being anti-social, or just not interested in other people's life is not being autistic.
This test is repeatedly asking just two questions:
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Antimatter falls down, not up: CERN experiment confirms theory
Antimatter still has a positive mass. It's not some exotic negative mass matter.
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What’s a company that objectively improved after it got “bought out?”
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Avoided turning into Meincraft.
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Women are less likely to receive CPR in public than men: Study
52% versus 55%. 61% vs 68% in public places. Not a lot of difference, within margin of error even.
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So many people still think its ok for them to do📱
US keeps taking the flame while EU, Bastion of Rights™, just outright banning encryption.
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SAG-AFTRA reveals terms of ‘groundbreaking’ deal
Next: please protect voice actors and audiobook narrators.
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Gen Z falls for online scams more than their boomer grandparents do
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Couldn't this just be a reporting bias? Boomers wouldn't even realise getting scammed, and if they do, would be too proud to report it.
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Password requirements are getting out of hand
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Can't login when it's cold.
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All men want to be
OP is a confused egg. He'll come around.