Spyke
lemmy.world

Mother fucker tired of thru traffic on his street. Not gonna just bitch and moan, man of action right there

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lemmy.ca

This was the actual reason if I recall correctly. He lived on a small side street that suddenly had lots of traffic. He realized Google maps was suggesting that street for directions and came up with this ingenious plan to get Google to redirect traffic elsewhere.

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gornarreply
lemmy.world

Is that a Yogi Berra quote variation? I love it, my dad would always say that

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I couldn't tell you who said the original, I was riffing on a version I read in a joke book where it was a restaurant instead of a road. "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore..."

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lemmy.world

It would be more effective just to have multiple android vms with mock location running and have them each be connected to a free vpn

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iusearchlinux.fyi

I love how the title says around 99. When it's not accurate, they could have written around 100 lol.

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stepanzakreply
iusearchlinux.fyi

Oh I see I don't know how to read. But what psychopath buys 99 phones to wheel them around and doesn't buy the 100th one?

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*ICD, reverse OCD isn't a thing and I could totally see someone doing 99 instead of 100 due to OCD

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99 phones were in the wagon. They also had their phone in their pocket making 100 total phones.

Alternatively I would be shocked if they bought 100 (presumably used) phones and managed to get all 100 to work properly at once.

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It's not really unclear. One does not "wheel" a phone, and "around 99" makes no sense with such a precise value. And it's not even funny misinterpreted so awkwardly.

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Kinda the opposite, really. This guy is literally causing the pests (rats, not children) of the modern city to avoid him, not be attracted to him and follow him out of town to The Children's Crusade.

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viperexreply
lemmy.world

You say that like there's something wrong with a wagon.

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kaupas24reply
kbin.social

I assume Google detects if you're walking with your phone, so that walking people don't mess up the traffic jam feature. And that dolley tricks these phones into thinking they're in a car.

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I was under the impression that Google made that calculation based on average speed. But there may be something to that. Maybe it's both.

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I'll take a wild guess that he maybe wanted to build distance between himself and the phones, especially if he does this repeatedly. For a few phones, radiation and tissue heating is not an important consideration but for 100 phones it might be.

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