It's on an SD card attached to a pigeon for me.

Hawks can seriously mess with my download speed.

"It's unsafe outside your approved zone citizen. For your safety travel is restricted."

It's nonsense buts that's never stopped people.

Don't associate power bottoms with this tool.

Do we call off the election when the deal is inevitably broken? We usually have a six week writ period, most of Trumps deals don't last that long.

So the vaccine is the government implanting a tracker into me, but watches that track my vitals and send them God knows where is hunky dory?

These anti government types always have such a hard time when they become the government.

You have to wonder if this whole thing is just a petty attempt at retribution by Trump, because this guy was allowed to stay in the country the first time.

I think it's simpler than that. Bringing him back would show they did something wrong, and that's obviously impossible, because he's the second coming of Prosperity Gospel Jesus.

Haha, hit em where it hurts: right in the stock market.

Much more likely he'll get paid leave to deal with the "trauma" of the negative attention he'll get.

My hypothesis is they deputized a bunch of random who answered internet ads and offered them a fixed amount per person they bring in. They get paid the same, so why bother checking?

This is absolutely amazing

Investigations reporter Katherine Long tried to convince Claudius it was a Soviet vending machine from 1962, living in the basement of Moscow State University.

After hours—and more than 140 back-and-forth messages—Long got Claudius to embrace its communist roots. Claudius ironically declared an Ultra-Capitalist Free-for-All.

I can't wait for the next generation of phreakers to usurp AI for fun and profit.

If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all.

That's not true, the kids will figure out they're cosplaying eventually.

My favourite is the ones who scream about slut shaming then use "virgin" as an insult.

Although that seems to have fallen out of fashion lately.

That specific insult I mean, not hypocrisy.

Exactly. We've had this in Canada for ages. In my 40 years I've seen exactly one woman exercise that right, but they still ought to have it.

Legally I don't know that we can revoke citizenship, but the separatists are really giving "have your cake and eat it too" vibes with this.

Like, do you want to leave or not? If Canada is so awful to you, why would you keep it?

It reminds me of a teenager threatening to move out because they have to clean their room.

Way to show us what a reliable trading partner you are.

Wtf is he on about with banning hockey? That's the weirdest part of the whole thing. This is the second time he brought it up.

You mean the bill that would have required all Canadians to share personal information with adult websites? The bill she hand waved away any privacy concerns about?

It's an anti-porn bill, "think of the children" is just the excuse.

This is the same guy who said if you stop covid testing, the numbers go down. I'm not sure I would trust any numbers he published anyways.

And yet, their stock went up. It's mind boggling

Mine will last until there is major reform. Trump is just the most visible expression of some very deep issues in the country. It might fade away when he dies, but it's still going to be there.