Math: "when are we ever gonna use any of this in real life!?"

Later: "why didn't they teach us how taxes work!?"

Finnish:

oak month (or central month if you don't use current meaning of the word)

pearl month

ground month

clearing the forest of trees for field month

planting seed month

summer month (or plowing month by original meaning)

hay harvesting month

grain harvesting month

autumn month

muddy month

death month

yule month

Our previous CTO left by saying "I have enough money now. Peace out!"

Don't you just hate it when you're building a pipeline and your mouse skips a few pixels and you end up with kinks?

Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you're not worried they might stab you for no reason.

Wasps are like meth heads.

literally visible from space.

This is turning a generation of people tech illiterate. The young people I interact with are smart because they're all employed by a tech company and mentored by us dinosaurs, but I've heard some horror stories of the tech literacy of the average young person.

Touchscreen was a mistake.

3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.

Linux is second nature to us IT people, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows basic shell scripting and how to build programs from git repos.

Ever tried Factorio on amphetamines?

might be controversial, but I think toddlers shouldn't be homeless.

Do people like jobs? Today I was thinking that being a blacksmith could be cool. But I guess I was born to deploy k8s clusters.

I'm not from the US, but isn't this against the 4th?

Generally, a search or seizure is illegal under the Fourth Amendment if it happens without consent, a warrant, or probable cause to believe a crime has been committed.

If pets can travel in the cargo hold hopped up on benzos and ketamine, why can't babies? Or me?

Guy in the far right is absolutely fascinated. "So that's how they did it in Dachau!"

I hope Mozilla put most of that Google money into index funds or something. At least it didn't go into paying the developers.

Is there anything between the Urals and Alaska that would slow down an invading army? Other than the lack of infrastructure.

Mine invited our team to a meeting titled simply "e".

Japan is Japan everywhere except Japan.

Shutting down the nuclear plants is probably the worst thing the Germans have done. At least it's in the top3.