Hurray

I mean... yeah?

"We are gathered here today because your thoughts and prayers did not secure our app"

Why is he making that face. lmfao

No, we need more rail. Enough with cars.

Chandler being able to afford paying for rent AND providing for Joey is also incredibly unrealistic.

We also don't get the adequate minimum amount of sleep, free-time, healthcare, etc.

Oh, but the children are safe and priority and that's why they want to verify them. Oh but the children. Think about the children!!! CHILDREN!!!

WTF is the pledge of allegiance supposed to be when it says "under god" in it? How come we can't ban bibles and qurans from school? What are they?

I'd rather get something like this instead of seeing it die off slowly and then not getting a straight answer or getting blindsided. Just rip the bandaid off—be honest about what's going on. If you can't learn to handle these situations and handle your emotions in a reasonable manner, then maybe you shouldn't be dating yet...

Yes, strikes. Actual strikes. Actual non-lethal strikes. Strikes where businesses bleed.

So I guess... censorship?

We should have never lost the capability to have LAN parties for all games.

This reminds me of when the "can you hear me now?" guy from Verizon moved to Sprint, I think it was. How about them Epstein files though?

The day will never come, but I really hope some day they make a Mario Party spin off movie where Mario pulls a SAW kind of plot and ruins everybody's childhood like that weird Winnie the Pooh horror flick that recently came out.

Big Bang Theory

"Simulation off course. Resetting the timeline." is what you should say out loud. Also make sure you're wearing your Trek uniform.

Funny, I always thought it would be Canonical getting into this kind of trouble with snaps. Oh well...