I don't mean to sound snarky but I think it's because this is a Costco community lol

I have to agree with the other commenter who pointed out that if you care about the 8gb of RAM, the Neo isn't for you. That said, I have a hackintosh that by all accounts runs slower than an equivalent MacBook Pro, and it only has 8gb of RAM and runs fine on macOS Tahoe (using PS, Premiere etc) so I'm not totally sure why people say 8gb isn't enough on a Mac.

The Wii U.

I mean you could always pirate on device, though easier said than done on Switch (but the Wii U is rather easy to mod, would 100% recommend)

Because my desktop doesn't have Bluetooth, I usually use a wired Xbox One controller, though because of the micro-usb I can't say I'm a fan.

On my deck however, I typically use my Wii U Pro Controller because it's big and comfortable in my hands, has an insane battery life due to having a 3DS battery, and I just like the joystick placement. Definitely worth trying if you have a Wii U and can find one for a decent price.