My guess was going to be vintage pornography.

Mr. Krabs orders Spongeward back into the transport buffer

That's odd, it's working fine for me on Boost

At least 3

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A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable

love you all

Man, dragging just isn't what it used to I guess

Not only does she deserve it, but the tantrum Mango Mussolini would throw about it would be so fucking funny.

who in the government leaked information about the security deficiencies of a Qatari-gifted airplane meant to be used as Air Force One

...Is that a leak? You don't exactly need to be an OpSec professional to see what a stupid fucking idea that is.

Oh nooo, we won't be protected by the law they can't be arsed to follow anyway? Whatever will I do when they surveil my encrypted VPN traffic?

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?"

—Steve Buscemi in a Spy Kids movie

pauses plan

In other words, "We're gonna wait until people forget about this, then do it anyway."

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."

Damn even the metallurgists have to watch out for power creep

"No, I love it – the numbers were great," Trump said. "You know what I really love? I love the inflation. You know why? Because as soon as this war is over, you know, I can say it now, something you didn't know. You know, we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil, nobody knows it. You know who doesn't know about it? Iran, until right now we took out the other night 22 ships late at night with no lights because they don't have any radar because we blasted the crap out of it. We took out, that's why oil is $85 a barrel."

I know everything that comes out of his mouth is word salad, but I think I had a stroke just reading that.

Ironically, this scene is now 24 years old

Same energy

That's why you get your greentexts on Lemmy. All the funny posts with none of the posts that are just slurs over and over again in all caps.