Really? I thought sunblock was pretty over the top in Connery's day.

Linda is such a great character

Was wondering the same thing myself

Computer, generate a girlfriend for Geordie that won't get him in trouble for sexually harassing a Starfleet engineer this time.

And most countries don't have a police force more heavily armed than a small country's military.

There was an episode where he was trying to enhance the warp drive or something to get out of some situation or other, when he asked the computer to generate a virtual copy of the person who designed it to discuss the changes, who turned out to be a woman. Long story short, Geordie falls in love with the virtual copy, eventually in a later episode meets the real person who isn't anything like the computer guessed she was, and she eventually finds Geordie's duplicate and is justifiably upset and creeped out.

Ugh, god, that's so disgusting.

Vanilla scented? What were they thinking?

Honestly, I'm glad they did the second one to say, "Even if it wasn't his intention, that was inappropriate of Geordie to do."

Only in the botanical sense?

Eh, I'm happy it got as many as it did. I'm sure a lot of people wouldn't want to because they're (very justifiably) against Jerry Seinfeld. I just think the bit itself is funny.

Remember, kids: don't do security by obscurity

I thought it was funny how alternate future Jake Sisko was married to I think the only black Bajoran I've seen in DS9. I guess they were willing to let him date outside his species, but not his race.

"Trump told everybody one singular truth," said Forstag. "He said the system is broken... and unfortunately, it turned out that he was lying about all the ways they were going to fix these things."

Golly gee, if only he had been president for a previous four-year run so we could've seen this coming.

A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable

love you all

Man, dragging just isn't what it used to I guess

Not only does she deserve it, but the tantrum Mango Mussolini would throw about it would be so fucking funny.

who in the government leaked information about the security deficiencies of a Qatari-gifted airplane meant to be used as Air Force One

...Is that a leak? You don't exactly need to be an OpSec professional to see what a stupid fucking idea that is.

Oh nooo, we won't be protected by the law they can't be arsed to follow anyway? Whatever will I do when they surveil my encrypted VPN traffic?