"unskippable"

I haven't seen an ad on YouTube for years, with 2 simple browser plugins. Assuming you're on a PC:

Ublock Origin Sponsor Block

If you're using chrome, you already fucked up.

But that's not masturbation...?

They would go out of business immediately. Not enough customers.

With extra steps

That was the original intent, yes. Then they were tainted by greed and now most of them are in place before anyone lives in the neighborhood, so owners have no choice if they want to live there. Many are owned and operated by private companies that profit off petty fines like this. I once got a letter threatening a fine because I parked my car in my driveway and it had expired tabs. This was during early covid when the DMV was slower than usual. I almost lost my shit.

Check out this episode of Last week tonight if you wanna get more upset.

Last Week Tonight HOAs

You're funny. It's 2025, words no longer have any meaning.

It used to make me mad. Now it just makes me sad.

I can see this I suppose. I've never been one to enjoy talking or conversing in general, so I guess I'm more disposed to silence.

I always related with the talking heads lyric "say something once, why say it again?" Lol

liberal hick towns Didn't know that was a thing. Where do you live?!

Interesting. I feel almost the opposite. I am also not in a relationship, but almost never feel lonely and have no desire to share most things with anyone. Having little experience I can't say for sure, but it almost would seem like a chore to me to have those conversations. Probably explains why I'm usually single, haha

That's a good one. I heard that the same time as my personal favorite

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"

::: spoiler spoiler "Because it was dead" :::

Well ... what is it then? If you don't tell me I'm gonna keep pronouncing it with my Minnesotan accent!

Just close it before washing. Like a muzzle.

Uh, how do you figure that?

Also, who brings a shit glass camping?

Mitch Hedberg spotted in the wild. Have an upvote.

Agreed. Currently the cameras are pretty easy to spot from punching distance.

I heard that when I was a kid, and it may have been true then. There's no way this is true anymore. It would mean you make an average of under 30k per year for your working life. True for some I'm sure, but no way it's most. A billion tho...

This makes me feel old. I would prefer that over the typical BS. I'm 37.

"It’s not clear why the suspect stabbed the victim, but police are investigating. Officers are reviewing videos."

I can't tell if they say these types of things to be cautious about jumping to unknown conclusions (good journalism) or they're being willfully obtuse.

I'm not sure why he did it either, but reading that article I have a good guess.

Then who would vote Republican besides the rich? Not enough of you to do it alone.