"...because the blacks can really appreciate crime..."

Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion

This guy is gonna be the whole world's problem until we collectively shun him into Russia or something.

The Democrats have been chasing the mythical moderate conservative at the expense of the progressive left forever and have learned nothing. I want a fire and brimstone progressive who is belligerent and aggressive

quoted the girl's mother as saying: "We are American citizens, originally from Palestine, and I don't know where to go to feel safe with my kids.

Maybe not Texas?

This guy is planning to make bank running the standard right wing grift of being yet another professional cry-bully who has been "woke-cancelled"

Why does this meme suddenly look like it's in Jeopardy format?

He's evil af but intelligent and informed enough to know that his own personal well-being is better served by perpetuating the current system rather than forcing the nation into some dystopian MAGA authoritarian hell hole.

I'm on my local strata council and from the earliest meetings discovered my nemesis who is there for exactly the opposite purpose of me. I want a permissive atmosphere that doesn't look for trouble and only responds to actual problems instead of nitpicking to create unnecessary trouble.

My nemesis, on the other hand, is somebody who I believe can only get an erection by covertly causing another human being frustration and torment. By getting myself on council he cannot get rid of me nor can he use his power to abuse me. I have a small but dedicated power base that hates this guy and they all give me their proxy votes at the AGM specifically because I am supposed to sit on him and keep him down as much as possible. If I ever move than someone else will need to take over the job of sitting on him so he doesn't think he has power.

Violence is only acceptable against the poors.

Marrying the first person you ever fuck and breeding uncontrollably only to become deeply miserable and unfulfilled in your locked down life is very human and not at all a good idea. Every success story of first love is a random aberration that fuels the myth that this should be the status quo.

Most people are a lot sluttier than that

The MAGA women all look like evil marionettes

No...no...no... the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second. That's just Interwebz 101

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....

"We're trying for a baby"

ew...

Janet Jackson MIA for the last ten years resurfacing briefly just to throw racial shade on Kamala

Or tiny birds that can expertly navigate wind currents with an almond sized brain using real-time force feedback. The computational power at their disposal is very well optimized for what they do.

uh oh

some truble

I had to temporarily live in LA for three months during which time I came to understand that LA is really a terribly place for humans to live. Yes LA "has everything" but it is all a 40 minute drive from wherever you are one-way. People in LA think driving 90 minutes round trip to go out for dinner is normal behavior because the city has so twisted their concept of "normal"

LA has very few places that are "pretty" surrounded by a hundred miles of sunbaked 1980's low-rise stucco squalor sandwiched between freeways. It's ugly, inconvenient and fully self-absorbed

Attainment of wisdom is both the cause of and cure for depression.

Liberal tolerance is such a defacto default that people who would be hard done by a white christofascist America end up signing up for it because they assume it will include the same rights and freedoms they currently enjoy.

Also every trans Trumper believes they will be the token accepted trans person in the far-right. Same as some Jews cosied up to the Nazis to extract personal privilege at the expense of snitching on their own people only to end up at the exact same end-game anyways.