Watt?

Plot twist: it was someone else’s kidney

As we’re still doing rick rolls, I think it’s appropriate to dust off the old ‘wins the internet’ award and hand it over. Congratulations!

I’ve long suspected I’m trapped in a dream tbh and this confirms it: every single time I look at my watch - or ANY clock or time keeping device, the time is different. It’s constantly changing. I’d ask for help but you’re all just figments of my imagination

Yes that’s the theory, and the joke here is that as shown by several recent global outages, in fact that distribution is wholly supported by a very few key resources.

Yee / Haw

Go home drunk, I’m too Dad

Archive of the thread too:

https://web.archive.org/web/20150108043810/https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751&page=1

I mean look, it turns out I can’t even spell coincidence so I’ll vacate my moral high ground

What a shame Ed had to chip in and ruin the joke. Bloody Ed. 🙄

Now the only thing left to do is get through the shame spiral because I said bye too many times

TFW I’m arrested for forgetting my adhd license

The original bread stick

Man I haven’t really watched films properly myself for a long time but when I started writing I suddenly had a load of recs - but you’ve got a lot of great ones already so I’ll limit myself to two:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - this is my personal #1 but it’s a bit love it / hate it. Great performances from Kate Winslet and Jim Carrey

Soul - feel good, beautiful, clever and funny, a real shame it came out quietly during the pandemic because IMO it’s the best Pixar / Disney movie of the CG era and deserved much more fanfare

Well I guess I didn’t need that sleep anyway

…but after some thought I realise it is in fact a comparable level of difficulty to that of the time when I forcibly removed confectionery from the grasp of a very young child

Furry content creator motivation?

“If I can’t target the outcome then I must focus my eye on tiger OF”.

Just fyi that’s confidence, not irony.

Sincerely,

A Haughty Brit

W12 - a pastiche of the BBC’s inner workings. Better than the Olympics version that preceded it, and cut unbelievably close to the bone

Please share your write up! Sounds really interesting and few people here are going to be going anywhere near Facebook.